Riley Lies to Peg About Going to a Wrestling Match

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And this day marks the birth date of... Our hornet, say, where's my purple socks? Oh, at this date marks the birth date of one of our truly great Americans. Hey, who's that on the radio?

It's not the radio. It's Junior rehearsing the speech. Speech? He is a man whose very name has become a symbol for perseverance, integrity, and truth. Ah! And so, on this 22nd day of February, we salute him.

The little dollers make stuff my birthday until April. Quiet, dear. We've come assembled here to revere the memory of the man who is the father of our country. Listen to him exaggerate. I ain't even the father of a city.

Two kids is all I got to my name. He's talking about George Washington. Oh. Hiya, Pop. Oh son, that's a fine speech you got there. Oh you like it? I have to deliver it for my public speaking class.

Yeah, I like the way you say it too. Your mouth has got very nice acoustics. Well, you better get schooled, Junior. Well, so long. Yeah, wait a minute, son. Did I ever tell you the story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree with his little hatchet?