Riley Sends Peg a Comic Valentine

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Well, today all hearts that pop to romance are celebrating Faith Valentine's Day. And that includes after a Riley's big roomy heart. And now let's peek inside of Riley's big roomy head. It's the day of Faith Valentine's, a day for love and romance, when Cupid darts pierced millions of hearts, but I got one in the head.

And why does Riley have this bitter attitude? Well, it all started yesterday. Now hurry up, dumpling, let's get home, I'm sorry. Now wait a minute, I gotta stop in here and get some lamb chops.

Yo, well hey, what are you going into the browns for? You always shop at Pringle. Well, yes I know, but I'm so embarrassed every time I go in there. You owe me to Pringle $18.

What? $8 million. Hey, why don't you pay the man's money? Well, why don't you give me the money? Why drag money into this? We're talking about land trucks. Oh, Riley, we'll have to do something about that, Billie. It's two months old.

So what? Has he asked you for the money? No. Good. Then we can still give him the business. After all, he's my large brother and he promised the vote for me for president. I'd rather go to Brown.

No, no. That would be double-crossing Pringle. Wait a second, I'm elected. Then I can double-crossing. All right, but I really don't like the way that man treats his. You think we were getting the stuff for nothing?