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Riley Enrolls at PIP Instead Of UCLA

The Life of Riley · September 6, 1947 · 28 min · 4,030 words

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Now the summer is finally over. This year, more families went off on vacations than ever before. Millions of people lived a life of Riley, except Chester A. Riley. It all started on a hot summer day last July.

The Riley's were gathered around the kitchen table, eagerly studying vacation folders. Hey, look, what was your place to go? Where, Junior? The Lazy Q. Dude, where? It's in Wyoming. No, no, no, no, no, do this.

Riley, how about Big Beaver Lake? No, Dumplin, that's too near. Let's travel. I know what, Danny. That's visit the Thousand Islands. Thousand islands bad talk since I've only got ten days. That's a hundred islands a day Riley the thousand island is a spot. We ought to go to Lake Louise. That's in Canada

Now let's be sensible a trip like that. It got a thousand dollars. Oh, what we only live one All we've got in the bank is eighty nine dollars Let's just pitch a tent in the backyard Of course we could stay home and go on picnic. Oh Oh my god.

I don't know kids. All these places are so expensive. Hey, what are we racking my brains for? Why don't we go to the same places last year to the farm? The farm? Oh no, Dan!

Oh, nothing. You're on par. What's wrong? It's a great setup. Hank Stefanoi will be getting his two-week vacation, same as usual. He let it use his little cottage on the farm. Riley, I will not spend my vacation on a prison farm.

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