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The Life of Riley · July 5, 1947 · 30 min · 4,591 words
The transcript of “Riley Thinks Peg Is Leaving Him”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast July 5, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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It starts with D and ends with T, that's Dressed. Procter and Gamble's Sudsing Miracle, 2000 years newer than soap. Dressed brings you the life of Riley. Our EFT, Dressed America's largest selling brand for washing silks, nylons, woolens, dishes, presents the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley.
It's breakfast time in a certain little California bungalow. As husband and wife sit serenely over their coffee cups, it seems as if nothing could mar this domestic bliss. But in this case, the husband has just arrayed Riley.
Mark offie Riley. No thanks, Dumplin. I don't care for this Ajax brand of coffee. Next time buy Kingsley's coffee. Oh, you think Kingsley coffee is better than Ajax? No, no comparison. Like day and night, I can drink gallons of that Kingsley's coffee.
Well, it just so happens that this is Kingsley's coffee. Oh, is it? Well, then next time, buy Ajax coffee. You manner in pot. Well, try living without us. Don't think we women couldn't do it.
Morning, Mother. Morning. Bye, Mother. Bye, Daddy. Bye, Bads. Well, wait a minute. What's your hurry? Oh, the girls are waiting for me. We're going swimming at Malibu. Mother, did you see my sunglasses? Oh, aren't they on the buffet here? No.
Maybe they're in this drawer. Oh, here they are. Oh, what's this package in here? Well, I don't know. Well, is that yours? Huh? Oh, yeah, I had bought that yesterday. Open it up, Ed. What a funny teacup. That's no teacup.
It's something I always needed, a mustache cup. A mustache cup? Well, for what, Riley? What a silly question for trimming my mustache and keeping it neat. But you haven't got a mustache. I might get one.
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