Riley Courts Peg at Summer Camp

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It takes very little to make Chester A. Riley happy. Right now, for instance, there's a blissful look on Riley's face, as he collars with a few scraps of paper, screen paper, and Abraham Lincoln's picture is printed on each one.

Thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, and one more is forty. Yes, so, Junior, there's forty dollars here. Here is a lot of money, isn't it, Pop? Ah, not so much for a man like me to have, but seeing that you're a doe, it's a bundle.

Junior, how do you buy one of me five dollars? Well, dear, I'd like to pop a... Well, honest, I need every sentence, you see. Junior, I'm hurt. I never thought you'd turn out to be an ungrate.

When you ask me for money, don't I always give it to you? No. No, how can you say that? Did you ever ask me for dough and go away empty-handed? Well, not exactly. I've got a drawer full of your IOUs.

Well, that's better than money. Suppose the U.S. Treasury goes bankrupt. What good is your money? For those IOUs, remember I'm behind them. Now if you lend me $5 in US money, I'll give you a $50 IOU.

What I need this money from my vacation. $40 for a vacation? Where you going around the world? I'm going to Pine Tree Lodge and Lake Arrowhead for two weeks. About $40? You should save that money so you'll have it when some emergency comes up in your life.