Riley's Honeymoon

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Chester A. Riley is a generous man, always ready to hand out some free advice from his vast store of misinformation. The other night, for instance, the Riley's had a dinner guest, a young man who works at the aircraft plant with a Riley.

Ah, that sure was a swell dinner, Mrs. Riley. No, thanks, I think. I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'm glad you were able to make it. You may not get another chance like this for a long time. You see, Peg F. The Mundy author ain't going to have much freedom. You'll be under

orders. Oh, do you join in the army? No, no, he's getting married. Riley, congratulations, I think. Yeah, thanks. Thanks very much. So the big day is Monday, huh? Yeah, Monday. Oh, my goodness, you sound worried.

Well, I'm kind of nervous, you know. This is the first time. Well, sure, but you know what the old saying, you only die once. There's nothing to worry about the ceremony. One minute you're walking down the aisle and the next minute you're a husband.

You won't even know what hit you. Sir Kevin, sake, Riley, you make it sound like a horrible experience. Oh, don't get me wrong, Arthur. I think marriage is great. Honest, would you do it all over again?

Uh, nothing personal, Mrs. Riley. Oh, I wouldn't hesitate for a second. Yes, sir. If I woke up a bachelor, I'd get married tomorrow. No, not tomorrow. I gotta take my kids to the movies. Oh, the ceremony's nothing to be nervous about, aren't they?