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Whenever Chester A. Riley and his co-worker Jim Gillis get to talking about their respective sons, sons of herbal sparring match invariably results. Right now Gillis is leading with an innuendo. Hey, you give me a big pain Riley. Always exaggerating about your junior.

Now wait a minute Gillis. All I said was my junior is a normal boy. Well that's exaggerating. That's so. I don't see your egg bird on a school basket for him. So why? It don't take brains to bounce a ball. Now you take my egg bite. He's got a head on his shoulders.

So that's what that thing is. Take a tip from me, Gillis. Don't let him stick that head into a vegetable store or some purple salad for a squash. Very humorous. But all your junior does is fool around.

Ain't it time he thought about getting a job? He's too young. There's plenty of time for him to go to work after he gets married, and his wife loses her job. Well, my egg weight ain't no low for like your junior.

He's waking already after school. Puts in three hours a day at a big plant. My boy don't have to work for starvation wages for strangers. He can always work for me. If Junior needs money, he knows that if he moves the lawn, cleans the garage, enthies the incinerator and puts out the garbage, I'm always good for a dime.