Riley Gets Free Medical Advice from Simon's Uncle, a Horse Doctor (1946

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The other day our hero Chester Ray O'Reilly tried to prove to his wife that he was still as athletic as ever. So all he decided to hurt a lot of offense. And now three days later he's still walking with a limb.

Oh can't you walk a little faster, Riley? It's late. Take it easy, Peg. I can't keep up with you. Don't forget I got a gamey leg. Well it serves you right. Jumping over fences at your age.

What do you mean my age? I'm only 38. Thirty-eight. You mean forty. Okay, but if I'm forty, that makes you thirty-seven instead of thirty-five like you tell people. All right, you're only thirty-eight. Now, come on, try to walk a little faster.

How can I walk faster when I'm limping like this? She was, you think, a wife would show a little sympathy. This might be serious. Well, then why not go see it, doctor? I've been telling you that for the last three days.

No, no, nothing doing. I ain't throwing out my hard-earned money on doctors. Remember that doctor I went two or three years ago? Gave me an examination from head to foot, my lungs, my heart, my eyes, everything.

But in the end, what did he tell me? I ain't got no illness. What? What's wrong with that? When I pay out good money to doctors, I want to get something for it. Oh, that's ridiculous.