Riley, Football Hero for the Night Club Team

The life of Riley starring William Bendix. Well, it's after dinner in the Riley household, and we find the two male members of the family, Chester Riley, senior and junior, seated in the living room with the evening newspaper.

They've divided it up between them. The brains of the family is reading the editorials, and the juvenile members reading the comic section. Here, junior, I'm finished with the comic section. Give me the sports page, please, huh?

Well, I didn't read the ad pop. Here's the editorial page. What do I want with the editorial page? I ain't got nothing to wrap up. Well, you should read the editorial's pop, so you'll know what's going on.

Oh, then the editorials are a lot of fun. I read an editorial once. Said if I voted for a certain guy, I'd get two chickens in my pot in the car in my garage. So I voted for him. What happened?

I didn't have no garage, no car, no chickens. All I had was the pot, but I got rid of that by exercising. Oh, Pop, she wears look. What's the matter, Junior? Give this picture on the sports page.

Oh, who is it? Now, for a spaceman, Roy Elkins, he was signed up to play for Boston next year. Oh, gee. What are you getting so excited about? Oh, he's Danny Elkins' father. Danny's in my class at school.

Oh, gee, that's funny. Danny never even talks about his father. Boy, if I had a father, I could be proud of. I wouldn't keep quiet. well that's because you what did you say oh I didn't mean that I'm I know what you meant you think I don't know how to anything you're ashamed of your own