Riley Sues the Bus Company

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There are 30 million people in the United States who own ajos. That means that there are 30 million people who can't imagine how Chester A. Riley is feeling right now as he stands on a street corner waiting for a bus to take him home from work.

Waiting with him is his friend Jim Gillis. Here it comes, there it goes. How do you like that, Gillis? That's the third bus passed us right by. One of them drivers think we are, a stop sign?

Relax, Riley, let cameras be prevalent. We're human beings, ain't we? We got rights. I tell you, Gillis, this is against the Constitution. You don't know what you're talking about. What Constitution? Well, my Constitution. It's getting tired standing here.

standing here. This has got to stop. Those buses have been passing people by now for five years. Yeah, but you got to admit the safest is improving. Now they just pass your mind. They don't jump onto the cave and try and knock you down. Oh, here comes another one, Riley. Get your transfer ready. Yeah, this one's slowing down. Hey, look out,

you're beating up! Why you don't know, Jordan! And that goes for your whole company. Listen, Riley, what are you getting so excited for? We're only a few blocks from home? Let's walk. No, I've got to transfer and I'm going to use it. I'm walking, not me.