Riley Bribes Junior to Win Football Game

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Now the football season is here again, and that means that Riley's son Junior, captain of the John J. Boskowitz Junior High School 11, is the most important boy in the world to Riley. Right now we find Riley giving Junior a few pointers for the opening game of the season tomorrow.

Now listen Junior, the one you gotta watch is this fullback, Anderson. Oh Riley, will you please stop talking football and finish your dinner? Yeah, yeah, just a second. Daddy's right, Anderson's terrific at making passes.

Oh, don't worry, I'm pretty good at intercepting them. Not junior, here's another tip. Oh, pop, we're worrying, we got a coach. Oh, so you'd rather listen to the coach than your own father? Well, why shouldn't he?

Since when are you such an authority on football? You seem to forget that I played quarterback for three years for good old MIT. MIT? Well Daddy, you never went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

I'm talking about the Manhattan Independent Truck Drivers. We was top-sea industrial league. We ran over everybody. Oh Dad, oh Riley, come on, I want to clear the table. Hey babe, this is important. Junior's team has got to win tomorrow.

Now look Junior, I worked out a swell play for you. I used to use it in the old days. You can give it to the coach with my compliments. Junior. Yeah, huh? Well pay attention. Now here's the play.