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Paper Route Subscription Contest to Go to Camp

The Life of Riley · June 29, 1946 · 29 min · 4,017 words

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Teal for a beautiful smile, the life of Riley for laughs. Teal, T-E-E-L, teal, the amazing liquid dendafress. That's it. Te-E-E-L. The amazing liquid dendafress brings you the life of Riley with William Bandic's as Riley.

Remember friends, for a beautiful smile, it's Te-E-L, teal. And just for laughs, it's our our L-E-Y Riley and the life of Riley. Well, it's lunch hour at the aircraft plant where Chester Ray Riley is employed, and as you as well Riley and his co-worker and neighbor Jim Gillis are engaging in a verbal bout as

to the merits of their respective sons. At the moment Gillis has the floor. I'm true arguing with you Riley. I ain't going to say another wait. Well, that's fine Gillis. Now listen to me. Fine, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm telling you what a clever genius my egg boy did. I'll keep it to myself. Fine. Now my egg boy is ten times as smart as your junior. Still, if I can't convince you, I'll just keep quiet.

Gillis, will you stop keeping quiet and let me get a word in? You give me a pain always bragging about your egg bird. And why not? I got a son to brag about. My egg boy is going to go to Boy's camp this summer, free of charge.

And why? Because my egg boy ain't an ordinary boy. There's things about him that stand out, especially his ears. is yours. Very humorous. But I don't see your junior win in no contest. Contest? Sure. The kid who sells the most subscriptions on his newspaper route gets two three weeks of camp. And my egg whites is sure, winner. Well, gee, Junior's got a

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