Junior's House Key

Hello operator, please give me the bridal suite. Oh hello my precious little wife. I'm down in the hotel lobby No, I can't come up now. I know we just got married I know this is our honeymoon, but that bridal suite hasn't got a radio and I've got to hear the life of Riley

Seal T E E L teel the amazing liquid dannifress. That's it T-E-E-L. Kill the amazing liquid Dennifrist brings you the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley. Remember friends, for beautiful smiles, it's T-E-E-L-T-L.

And just for laughs, it's R-I-L-E-Y, Riley in the life of Riley. In the bosom of his own family, Chester A. Riley is treated like a king. But like most kings, he can't lay down the law.

His latest headache started the other night when he came home with a complaint against his 13-year-old son, Junior. Hello, Dumplin. Where's your son, Junior? Oh, so he's my son today. What's he done now? He's got to learn to be neat.

He's got to stop mixing his junk with my junk. Kind of him, I almost didn't get into work at the plant today. Why not? The new cop at the gate wants to see my identification pass.

I reach into my pocket for my picture and come up with a snapshot of Junior's girlfriend. I am embarrassed. Oh, why? Cop took off my hat and started looking for curls. And that ain't all.

Junior's been fooling around with the field glasses. I borrowed from my boss, Mr. Stevens, and to take to the prize fights last night. I put him right down. Can't you see the ring from a ringside seat without field glasses?