Riley Refuses to Let Babs See Simon - Thinks He's a Suicide

Hello? Yes, this is the Chief of Police. What? You spotted the two bandits who held up the Fourth National Bank? Say, that's capital. No, we can't send any policemen over just now. Yes, I know there's a $50,000 reward, but what's money?

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Sometimes teenage daughters are a problem to their bewildered fathers, and this holds true for Riley and his 16-year-old daughter, Babs. Right now a problem is shaping up in the kitchen of Riley's little California bungalow.

But Daddy, I'm not an infant any longer. I'm 16 years old and I don't see why Simon van der Hopper can't come to my house. Come on, Daddy, what do you say? Well, I say...

Now, Riley, I don't see any harm in it. If you have any real objections, we'd like to hear them. Well, I... You're always objecting to my boyfriend. If you have anything definite against Simon, why don't you come right out and say it?

Well, now it's no use to know it. I know you know you're... Why, why, you can't be like a firefighter. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Well, say something, Riley. Well, don't just stand there.

Don't you two know we just finished fighting a war for free speech. And it so happens we want it. So let me talk, will you? Well, go on and talk, Riley. Goodness knows we've been waiting.