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Feud with New Neighbor Gillis, over Junior's Goat

The Life of Riley · September 15, 1945 · 29 min · 3,799 words

The transcript of “Feud with New Neighbor Gillis, over Junior's Goat”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast September 15, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hello Warden, this is conflict 65813. Yes, I know I'm supposed to be hung right now, but couldn't you give me a 30 minute reprieve? Please Warden, I've got to hear the life of Riley. Kill T E E L, teel the amazing liquid dumphress.

That's it. T E E L. Amazing liquid dumphress brings you the life of Riley with the way Jim Bandic says Riley. Remember friends for a beautiful smile that's T E E L T L and just the laughs it's R I L E Y Riley in the life of Riley. Chester A. Riley is a man who loves his neighbor or did

until his old friend and fellow worker Jim Gillis moved into the house next door. To see how the friendship is blossoming let's listen to a chat that Riley is having with Gillis over the white line that Naha divides their backyards.

Well, well, well, if it ain't my old friend and new neighbor Jim Gillis. Moan the grass, sir Gillis. Oh, no, no. I'm just running this lawn mower up and down to create a breeze for the whiteness.

If you was me Gillis, I'd let your boy Eggbird do that moan. Oh, you don't say. How's about mine and your own business? Oh, excuse me Gillis. Guys who can't bring up their own kids give you advice Leave me inform you Riley my boy egg bite is a point that used to wake like a beaver that I believe I've seen his two front teeth

Is that so well ever since egg bite took up loafing around with your boy jr I can't get no I got a him no more at all listen gilless no cracks about my junior He ain't no loafer.

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