Turkey Hunt

Here he is! In the movie Wake Island, he was a Brooklyn Marine. In a broad with two yanks, he's Biff the pilot. But tonight, he's just another American citizen looking forward to good old Thanksgiving day. Yeah, and I got plenty to be thankful for. This year our family is going to have a turkey filled with chestnuts. When I was a kid, we had a chestnut filled

with turkey. The American Meat Institute presents William Vendix in the life of Riley. And later during our show, we'll have a special visit from your favorite Hollywood correspondent Jimmy Fiddler. On behalf of all those engaged in supplying meat to the nation, the American Meat Institute presents The Life of Riley with William Bendig.

That's Riley. Riley's have just witnessed a performance of a Thanksgiving play at the high school. And right now, they're waiting for their daughter babbed outside the stage door. Why I thought the play was fine, especially the way bad played Chris Miller.

Yeah. Yeah, beds was good. And I got a laugh when Captain Miles The Eddish's beard fell off. Boy was his face nude. Oh, if I was for a show, I'd sue her Mary Miles Stanney's in Elmer Gillis.

But the Gillis boy was playing John Alden. She had to marry him. That's history. Oh, wait a minute. If they were so stuck on getting history into it, answer me a bit. Where was Nathan Hale?

Nathan Hale wasn't a pilgrim. Crop, you're all mixed up. Junior, a little respect, please. I know history, too. Nathan Hale was the fellow who said, I regret that I have put one wife to give to my country.