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The Life of Riley · November 5, 1944 · 28 min · 3,891 words
The transcript of “Piano Lessons for Junior”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast November 5, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Here he is, folks. You first saw him on the screen as the Brooklyn Marine in Wake Island. Soon he'll hand you a wallop as the first mate in two years before the mast. He's Hollywood's magnificent mud.
Go on, call me names. But remember what Shakespeare said? He who steals my purse steals cash, but he who steals my brain steals trash. No, that goes alright. The American Meat Institute presents William Bendix in the life of Riley.
The meat people of America, providing a great food for a great nation. If all the farmers, ranchers, and livestock men who raise meat animals were counted off by army figures, you'd have 334 divisions of 15,000 men each, because there are around 5 million stock rangers in this country.
And isn't the work they're doing pretty much of a fighting job, America, for a nation at war? And now on behalf of all those engaged in supplying meat to the nation, the American Meat Institute presents The Life of Rylie.
The lunch hour whistle is just blown into the most angliced aircraft plant where Rylie works, thus affording Rylie the opportunity of indulging in two of his favorite pastimes, eating and talking. We find him now doing just that in the company of his two co-workers, Jim Gillis and Echo Wallaby.
Yes, sir, Riley, I am a lucky father. That's what Gillis is, a lucky father. I'm a lucky father too. Pass the sword, Riley. Yes, sir. Father, don't get no greater pleasure than to have a talented son.
Yeah, a son with talent. I got a talented son, past the pepper rack. Oh. Now you take my boy, Egg White. When that kid sits down at the piano to play, you might have. Well, now you take my boy, Junior.
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