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Riley Fixes Dinner for Mother's Day

The Life of Riley · May 14, 1944 · 23 min · 3,470 words

The transcript of “Riley Fixes Dinner for Mother's Day”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast May 14, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The life of Riley, a half hour with radio's friendliest family, and starring William Vendix as Riley. And it's early Sunday morning in all this quiet in the household of war worker Riley, but it's still early morning.

As we look in on the Riley's we find Junior standing outside his parents' bedroom door. Carefully, he opens it. And tiptoes to the side of his father's bed. Wake up! Wake up. Oh, who's that?

It's me, Junior. Pop, wake up, wake up. Listen, Junior, this is no time to play poorly. What time is it? Eight o'clock. Eight o'clock. Look, Junior, if you walk in your sleep, you walked into the wrong room.

Talk to me back my blanket. I can't sleep with my head uncovered. Pop, listen. This is Mother's Day. Oh, fine. It's Mother's Day, so you wake up, Father. Come on into the kitchen, that's just important.

Oh, okay, honey, my bathroom. But this better be important. You see, Dad, we thought since it was Mother's Day, we ought to do something special for her. Besides just giving her presents, we decided because Mother works her hard every day.

It'd be wonderful if she didn't have to do a single bit of work today. Perhaps now I'll do everything. Look, we already made breakfast. Bands, Junior, you make me proud of me. That I should have two such swell kids.

Okay, your mother isn't gonna do a thing all day, and I'll help you do it. Well, Dad, we thought we'd start off by serving our breakfast in bed. Kind of fancy life. Yeah, you see, she's the queen and we're her royal dressing you with faithful servitors.

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