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The Life of Riley · April 2, 1944 · 30 min · 4,146 words
The transcript of “Riley's Birthday - Thinks Baxter Is Giving Party”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast April 2, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Meat is the yardstick of protein foods, because meat measures up to every protein needs. The American Meat Institute presents The Life of Riley, a half hour with radios friendly as family, and starring William Ben Dix as Riley.
Here's a pleasant and good rule for getting the kind of proteins you need. Eat your share of meat and your sure of getting not only proteins, but proteins of highest quality, the right kind of proteins.
For you see, meat proteins have all ten of the indispensable substances needed for growth and tissue repair. Meat is called the yardstick of protein foods, because meat measures up to every protein need. And now the life of Riley.
Well, as we peer into Riley's home life this fine Sunday, the Lord and Master is still in bed. Babs is away on a picnic, and Mom and Junior are out in the kitchen, washing the family's best china.
It looks as though something unusual is being planned. Okay, Mom, I'd ride all the plates. I'm going out. Not until you dry the cups and saucers. You know we're heading company later. Okay, but I bet on the only guy in my gang with this pan hand.
Oh, take my idea. Help me with these fine clothes, eh? Oh. What a law deal this shopping is. Quiet Uncle Baxter, don't let violent heal you. Gosh, look at all this stuff. Bologna, y'all, he's haring Frankfurters.
Live or worst? Somebody important coming, Mom? Just the old friends of your father's junior. But I don't want him to know about it till they get here. It's a surprise. Don't worry, I won't squeal.
Mmm, boy. Junior, where are your manners? Stop sampling that baloney. These olives are sublime. Mother, we now have five less olives than we just had. Stop showing off, Junior. I know you can count. Uncle Baxter, put the food in the ice box while I take in this breakfast rate of Riley, will you?
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