Harold and Mr Walker Vie for Class

The Herald Perry Show! And now, Harold Perry, as Honest Herald, the homemaker. Well, let's look in on the little town of Melrose Springs, home of that popular radio entertainer, Honest Herald the homemaker.

It's one of those beautiful spring mornings, when the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Honest Herald is... Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Oh, the little, what you fall? Zoop, eight o'clock, late for work.

Why didn't that alarm go off? Oh, go harsh to Saturday. I don't have to go to work. It's worth waking up just to find out I can go back to sleep. Ahh, just close my eyes and drift off under.

Mm-hmm. Oh, m-m-hmm. Mar-hmm. Hey, are you still sleeping? Well, I was. You came crashing in here. Huh? I certainly am not. Gosh, Harold. You said you were going to take me fishing today. I know Marvin, but we don't have to go.

It's a crack-a-don. Besides, no respectable blue gill was up at this hour. Oh, gee, Harold. I'm out and dressed and everything. Well, I'll go out and dig a paler worms. Big two pails. I've already got the worms!

Look, Harold! Marvin get that pale out of my face. I'll make a bargain with you Marvin. Let me sleep one more hour then I'll get right up and we'll go. Okay, see you in an hour.

That's right. He's a fine boy. At least I can sleep one more. No. I'm sorry I woke you up. That's alright my boy. As long as you're awake. Do you want to get up now?

Get up, Mom. Okay. Oh, that boy. Hell. Now what? Forgot my worms. Get those worms off my pillow. Oh, well, I might as well get up now. Another cup of coffee, Harrow. Yeah, please, Mother.