Willis Cant Pass the Physical

Perry Show brought to you by the United States Army and the United States Air Force recruiting service. That's right. It is, fellas. General Hoyt S. Vandenberg, Chief of Staff of your United States Air Force, said in a recent magazine article, air power alone does not guarantee America's security, but I believe it best exploits the nation's greatest asset, our technological skill.

Your United States Air Force in order to keep winning needs men who have technical skills. Veterans trained in any service, veterans with needed skills in such fields as radio, radar, weather, maintenance and many others.

You veterans who have such needed skills, if qualified, can now enlist in your Air Force, get back your old grade or better, skip basic training and get your initial assignment to a nearby Air Force base.

So take a look at the list of technical skills needed and find your spot in the Air Force by visiting your nearest United States Army and United States Air Force Recruiting Station tomorrow. You'll be glad you did because your Air Force is a great outfit.

One you'll be proud to serve in. And now, Harold Perry as Honest Harold the homemaker. Once upon a time there lived an awfully nice fellow named Honest Harold. That's me. And he had a sweetheart named Florabel Breckenridge.

Yeah, pretty. One day Flora Bell moved to the neighboring town of Charlieville where she became engaged to Willis, a big green merchant. Oh, he was bigger than that. Last week she came back to Melrose Springs on a visit, and who did she run into, but honest, Harold?

That's me again. Well, Harold acted just like a brother to Flora Bell, but Willis misunderstood and became very jealous. So Flora Bell broke her engagement with Willis. And Willis threatened to come over and break Harold in two.