Marvin Is Invited to a Party

The Harold Perry Show! And now, Harold Perry, as Honest Harold, The Homemaker. It's a warm moonlight night in the little town of Melrose Springs. The kind of romantic evening when it's nice to go canoeing on the lake with your best girl.

And that's just what Honest Harold is doing. Isn't this nice, Flora Bell? Oh yes. I could just load along in this canoe for the rest of my life, couldn't you? Well, might be kind of expensive at rent for $0.50 an hour.

No. Oh yes. Only kidding it's only $0.30. Hell. Yeah. I'll bet you're just getting awful tired, just paddling, and paddling. Bye. Oh, yeah. Guess I'll stop a little while. Ha ha ha ha ha. Now what should we do, Flora Bell?

Well, it's such a romantic night. Yeah. And here we are all alone. Yeah. And now both your arms are free. Yeah. So why don't you play a ukulele and sing? Now come on my cute little old rhubadog!

Well, alright. Why do I love you? Why do you love me? Why should there be two? As happy as we? Can you see, the why are where I should be? The one you care for, you're a lucky girl.

I am lucky too. All our dreams of joy seem to come true. Maybe that's because you love me Maybe that's why Oh, another male told me Who? Just call me the Muslim Mist Flora Belle

Yay How about little kids? Now Harold Even if you kiss me you're all rock the boat Harold! Yeah, Harold! I guess I'll just have to kiss you. Hey, you really know how to kiss. I really know how to swim too.