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Getting a Job for Raymond

The Harold Peary Show · November 15, 1950 · 29 min · 3,830 words

The transcript of “Getting a Job for Raymond”, an episode of The Harold Peary Show first broadcast November 15, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Harold Peary Show plays The Harold Peary Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Harold Perry Show! Heh heh heh heh heh! And now, Harold Perry! As honest Harold, the homemaker. Well, honest Harold, the homemaker has a new problem on his hands these days. His lazy young cousin Raymond, who has come to visit him from Chicago.

However, Saturday is the day of leisure for Harold, and we find him feeling pretty satisfied with himself this morning. He has finally talked Raymond into looking for a job. Right now, Harold is just finishing dressing before going into breakfast.

Oh, it's so wild you work! Who is so wild you work? Well, this new plaid vest looks pretty good. Harold, you're quite a fellow. There was a young man from the west who loved a young lady with zest.

So hard did he press her to make her say yes, sir, and he broke three cigars in his vest. He broke three cigars in his vest. Ah, you'll find it, eh? Dear little cousin Raymond, finally got him out looking for a job.

I guess that pep talk I gave him last night turned the trick. I felt a little sorry for him though when I heard his alarm go off at seven this morning. Yeah, but the boy has got to learn that the early bird gets the warm.

It's so wild you worked! La da da na na da di! Cousin Raymond's gone to work! Good morning son! You sound cheerful. Good morning mother- I'm! Yeah, I'll be able to worry about Cousin Raymond loafing around the house anymore.

Let's see it's 9 a.m. I'll bet that boy's got a job by now. Well I don't think so Harold. Why not? He's still in there. Mother! I heard his alarm go off. Yes, but I don't think he did.

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