Meets the Hummer

The Herald Perry Show! Hehehehe... And now! Herald Perry! As honest Herald, the homemaker. Well, it's a chill November evening in Honest Herald's hometown, but as far as herald is concerned, it might as well be spring.

He's just had his date with the lovely Theodora, the dancing teacher. Right now we find him reluctantly saying good night to her, on her front porch. Well, good night, Harold. Good night, Theodore. Ah, Theodore.

Yeah. You want to stay out for a minute and talk? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's awfully late, Harold. Thanks again for a very lovely evening. Ah, really wasn't much. Just dinner at the Antler Hotel in the moose room.

Of course it was the deluxe dinner. Two fifty with a shrimp cocktail. Yeah. I enjoyed the movie. So did I. Ugh. Ugh. Gosh, it was nice sitting there with you holding hands and snuggling up in the dark theodora.

Yeah, movies are better than ever. I love you. Wasn't that mystery picture scary? Yeah. I like to go to mystery pictures with you, theodora. Every time you get scared, you throw your arms around me.

I did pretty well tonight. You got scared six times. Yeah. That was because of that awful character. The one they called the Hummer. Yeah. Every time he was just about to murder somebody, he hummed that tune in that weird voice.

Yeah. You'd ora. Wouldn't it be awfully fun where we're right here in Delrose Springs? Don't say that. You'd walk down the dark streets looking for his victims. How old? Me come sneaking up behind you closer and closer and then...

And then... Brrrr! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just did that to make me put my arms around you, that isn't fair. Nobody, it's fun. No! You Dora, how about a kiss? No. Aw, come on. Harold.