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Cousin Raymond Visits

The Harold Peary Show · November 8, 1950 · 29 min · 4,394 words

The transcript of “Cousin Raymond Visits”, an episode of The Harold Peary Show first broadcast November 8, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Harold Peary Show plays The Harold Peary Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Harold Perry show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, Harold Perry has honest Harold, the homemaker. Well, there's a lot of hustle and bustle in the honest Harold household this morning.

This is the day Harold's young cousin Raymond from Chicago is arriving for a visit. Right now, Harold and his mother are fizzily straightening up the living room assisted by their friend, Dr. Yancy, the veterinarian.

I think the sofa looks better over here. It'll hide that spot on the rug, mother. It looks fine, Harold. Harold, why don't you move this monster back against the wall? I will, Doc, if you'll get out of it.

Oh, all right. It's going to be wonderful having cousin Raymond here. And it was awfully nice of you to give up your bedroom, Harold. Oh, that's all right, mother. Raymond will only be here for a week or two, Just for his vacation, we want to do everything we can to make him comfortable.

I hope you won't be uncomfortable sleeping on the sofa. Well, Harold can wear his heavy PJs so the horse hairs won't give him nightmares. Oh, right. When did you see the boy last mother ham?

Oh, he's nearly ten years now. He was such a sweet little boy. Such a young gentleman. Yeah, but don't forget he's not a boy anymore. He's been out of college three years. What would he do?

Oh, he's a real go-getter, Doc. The day after that boy graduated from college, he got a job in one of those big advertising agencies in Chicago. I imagine he's a big executive by now. Yeah, probably wears a belt and suspenders at the same time.

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