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And now Harold Perry as Honest Harold the homemaker. Well, here we are in Melrose Springs again, where at the moment most of the housewives are listening to their favorite morning radio program, Honest Harold the homemaker.

Let's tune in and listen to Honest Harold, who is just telling his listeners about his new project. telling his listeners about his new project. And so, girls, let's all get behind this drive for the sunny side of 70 Club.

Club House, where the old folks can enjoy their leisure time. Ladies, if you can't send cash, send us books and old games. Anything around the house you don't need. Of course, don't send us your husband.

Hello, Gloria. Oh, good morning Harold. How's the mail for the sunny side of 70 clubhouse coming in? It's not. Golly, Mr. Hamp, I'm sorry your campaign to help the old folks isn't going over. Yes, oh my, Gloria. Everybody sort of forgets about the old people and how long some they must get.

I just thought they deserve a clubhouse where they could get together, play games, have some fun in life. Remember the old saying Gloria the years passed silently, but old age creeks up on you Someday I'll be old I'll have children Then grandchildren then great grandchildren. Oh, what do I do? Well, I get married first

Do you really think I should Harold Yes, when the proper young fellow comes along. Speaking of proper young fellows, how is our dear boss Stanley Peabody this morning? Oh, him? Yeah, I know what you mean.

Why is it with all the nice radio station managers in the country we had to get that pickle face? Is that you, Hem? Oh, hello, pickle face. I mean Peabody. Oh, Hem? I just received the results of the intelligence test we gave our employees here at the radio station.