Decides He Wants to Lose the Election

The Herald-Perry Show and now Harold Perry as Honest Herald, the homemaker. Well, it's a big day in the little town of Melrose Springs.

Yes, this is the day when the voters go to the polls to elect their new mayor. Will it be Honest Harold hemp, local radio favorites, or his opponent and boss, Stanley Peabody, Manager of the local radio station?

Well right now, Honest Harold is nervously pacing up and down in the office of his campaign manager, Doc Yancy the veterinarian. Oh, why don't you sit down and relax, Harold? You're wearing out the con golem.

How can I relax, Doc? When are the returns going to start coming in? Well, any minute now, what you got nothing to worry about with a political wizard like me running your campaign? And I want you to know, Harold, my animals are with you to a man.

Good, too bad to get a vote. That is except the bunnies. Some of the rabbits are for Peabody and some are for you. I guess that's what you call splitting hairs. Doc, this is no time for one of your bums. There's the phone.

As I hear it. Answer it. Maybe some returns are coming in. Honest Harold, Hank, for Mayor Headquarters. headquarters. Dr. Yancey veterinary and campaign manager speaking. Oh, who is it? Precinct number one George Schrader's grocery store. Grocery store? Has he got some returns? What's that George? 10 and 25? Is that 10 and 25 votes? No it's 10 and

25 cents. He's having a special on Tapioka today. Tapioka, tell him I don't want any. Nothing today George. Goodbye. Tapioka, call precinct number two. Will you doc? Oh, that's the schoolhouse. All right. Two o'clock.