Loses His Job at the Radio Station

The Harold Perry Show. And now, Harold Perry is Honest Harold the homemaker. The town of Melrose Springs boasts one radio station and one newspaper, both owned by an old boaster named Mr. Carutters.

One of the things he doesn't boast about is a radio program on his station called Honest Harold the homemaker. Why? Well, you'll find out. Listening to Honest Harold is a morning must in Melrose Springs, especially with the ladies.

Shall we join them? Good morning girls. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A woman likes to be told That her hair is fine as gold She may know that you're her feller But it's better when you tell her A woman likes to be told Yes indeed, time to visit with your old teller,

Honors Harold, the homemaker, bringing in news, views, and clues to good products. Yeah. By the way, girls, I have a very important announcement to make later in the program that concerns all of you, so please stand by.

But first, our postman, Little Billy, the mighty mite, and ex-jockey. Good morning, ladies. Hal Powell, the outstanding letter today is from a lady in Charlieville. Charlieville, eh? Well, thank you, Billy. Hey, now let's see.

He says that, last week I started trading with a different grocer. When the boy arrived at the delivery I asked him his name. He said Truman. I said, is that your last name? He said, yes ma'am, my first name is Harry.

Harry Truman I said? That's a pretty well known name. He said, it ought to be I've been delivering groceries around here for four years. And now girls, let's get serious for a moment. The other day a very high-pressure salesman in California sold me on the idea of introducing a new shampoo product on this program.