Math Professor

The Halls of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, Mrs. Ronald Coleman. And Bonita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College. That's your... Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA.

As in thousands of such institutions across America, students have come here to prepare themselves for life in a rather uncertain world. A world where courage is needed, and a strong belief in the great and lasting truths.

The motion of these truths has been a lifelong career of Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, President of Iowa. What the moment is seated in his study reading the evening paper. Victoria is reading a pocket magazine between Bessel-Torian temps at conversation.

Tardy. Yes, Vickyam. Tardy! At the risk of being repetitious, yes, Vickyam? You're not listening. On the contrary darling, I have heard with great interest your report of the faculty wives tea. I told you about that yesterday.

Oh, I'm sorry my dear. What's the matter, darling? Ever, Matton? Well, I can tell when you're worried you just rattle a paper and quarrel with the editorials and when you're not worried you turn rattle little or fanatic.

Ah, the great American Vicki, a sweet parentless child whose idiotic optimism cheers my darkest hour. Ha ha ha. This is one of your darker eyes, Tardy. Do you look at who someone had just turned on the television set?

You're sort of apprehensive, though hoping for the best. But as a matter of fact, Vicki, I do have a problem. A familiar one. Terence Wellman warned me he was coming over. On the turn of his voice, I'll say he'll be approaching at a full gala.