Wellmans Come To Dinner

Holes of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman. And Anita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College. The Holes of Ivy. That's a run.

Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. The final weeks of any college semester are crowded ones. Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, President of Ivy, has just put in a strenuous day at his office and returns home to number one faculty role in his wife Victoria, gratitude and relief.

Vicki, Vicki, you're home, I hope. Oh, hello, Lamb. You sound tired. Yes, your tired Lamb has returned to the fold and about ready to. Ready to what? The fold. Oh. Well, collapse in your chair, darling, and tell me all about it.

If you don't mind, I'd rather not. That would require a recharging of my mental batteries. And at the moment, I would away with thinking. Which way? That way? No. I'll put it this way. I devoutly hope that we have nothing on the calendar for this evening.

Not the thing. Louise is going out tonight to have a date alone with your wife. Ah, a date along with my wife to the exclusion of the rest of the world is unique and happy event.

And when I think of the schedule for the next two weeks... Oh, I know the faculty dinner Friday. And this weekend we have the president's reception. Oh yes, a week from tonight. Next Wednesday, the Wellmans are coming here for dinner.

Oh yes, now, why did I forget that? Freudian Bluck perhaps. I've known the day a month ago, the Wellmans are the kind of people you can't invite at the last minute. They always think the people you really want is suddenly drop dead, and you only ask them out of desperation.