Doctor Spatzen

The Voice of America presents the Halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. This is Ronald Coleman. In Vanita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College. That's the room.

Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy, USA. This evening Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall is attending a board of governors meeting leaving his wife Victoria to preside at number one faculty role.

It's still early and Mrs. Hall has found the right book and the right chair and is well prepared to spend the next couple of hours in Gainesville solitude when suddenly she hears the front door knob turn the door slowly open and close and footsteps approach the living room Don't make no trouble sister. This is an inside job

Right inside you'll find the petty cash in the cookie jar in the kitchen and the silver's in the sideboard They pardon me, Vicki, but in the interest of accuracy, I must inform you that there is no petty cash in the cookie jar.

I raided it this morning. I couldn't bear the pathetic spectacle of Professor Quinlan's three children, staring hungrily at a passing ice cream wagon. Well, that was very sweet of you. But what happened tonight? I didn't expect you for at least another hour.

And there is no silver in the sideboard either. Mrs. Quinlanan borrowed it. Yeah, but what did the Board of Governors? It seems that a caravan of relatives from Smackover, Arkansas. Have they worked for the night in the professor's backyard?

They were putting up the tents as I passed by, and the fragrance of toasted marshmallows over the open campfire was overpowering. Yes, but what did the Board of Government be? I am sometimes convinced that the seat of memory lies in the old factory organ.