Faculty Follies Part1

The beer that made Milwaukee famous presents the Halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman. And Bonita Coleman. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 100th performance of the Halls of Ivy.

And this broadcast is dedicated to a college which was founded in 1852 and is observing its 100th anniversary. We salute Tufts College, Medford, Massachusetts and its President Leonard Carmichael. The taste of Schlitz. The taste so many people prefer. As made Schlitz beer, first in sales in the USA. If you like good beer, those millions of people are doing all over the nation. Ask

for Schlitz, the most popular beer in history. And now for halls of Ivy. That's a long last year. Ivey, Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy, USA. Sadly enough, there are people who make a dubious living from trumped-up lawsuits, professional litigants.

There are also professional witnesses who, for $15 or so, swear to the sun rising in the West. Professional bondsmen and other full-time legal fringe practitioners. But professional defendants are rare, and among them are college presidents.

They must be constantly defending their policies, their plans, and their day-to-day actions. As President William Tottner Hall of Ivy College tells his lovely wife, Victoria... And so tomorrow I must go before the Board of Governors and make the best defense I can against the charge of extravagance.

It seems that I ordered Emerson Hall painted for the third time in 20 years. Furthermore... Excuse me, darling. Dr. Hall speaking... Oh, yes, Miss Haywood. He is. Well, certainly I'll be happy to what seems to be the difficult game.

I see. Well, I'll do anything I can, of course. Yes, Miss Haywood. Goodbye. That was Miss Haywood, Vicki. She's a prime mover in the Ivy player. Yes, I know. As someone said about someone else, she thinks she's Jed Harris, all rolled into one.