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Faculty Marriage

The Halls of Ivy · 1952 · 25 min · 3,848 words

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of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening Mrs. Ronald Coleman. And the Dieter Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College. That's a role. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA.

You know, many a man takes his wife a box of candy or a bunch of flowers on occasion, but the occasion is usually a birthday or a anniversary. It's a rare husband indeed who takes his wife a bunch of violets, simply because it's spring and their flowers for sale in the street corners

happens to be fond of her. But that's how it is with Dr. William Taughton Hall president of Ivy as he enters his own front door at number one faculty role. Vicki, Vicki, where are you? Your chicken has come home to roost.

With your face down here it would like a small hen pick. Thank you, Dan. And if I may take this occasion to make cynics of the comic strip artists, the weary novelists and domestic relation clinics. I would like to state that I, William T. Hall, being of sound mind, even after many years of marriage, do hereby depose and declare that I still love you very much implementing

this declaration with this bunch of violence. Why, darling, I love you. They do not quite match your eyes, my dear, but we must be patient with nature. This is her busy season. Yes. Would you put all that in writing if I get you about twelve sheets of paper?

Oh, I love violence. And such a large bunch, too. Well, I was playing safe. I thought they might be the shrinking type. This is the birthday. I mean, did you bring me violence to celebrate some occasion?

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