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Lame Girl And The Hypochondriac

The Halls of Ivy · 1952 · 28 min · 4,632 words

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The Bear that made Milwaukee famous presents the Halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College as the guest of our sponsors, the Brewers of Schliits Beer.

Tonight's program is dedicated to Dr. Horace Mann Bond, President of Lincoln University, Chester County, Pennsylvania. The Taste of Schliits. The tastes so many people prefer as made Schlitz beer first in sales in the USA.

If you like good beer, those millions of people are doing all over the nation. Ask for Schlitz, the most popular beer in history. And now the halls of Ivy. That's a rock. Welcome again to Ivy.

Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy, USA. When one thinks of a college president, to be in terms of motorboard, academic gown, and a Fortentas-Harried individual pouring over lists of wealthy alumni for some untapped vein of gold and endowments.

This is a caricature, of course, but caricatures are merely distorted portraits. Without the distortion, at least one college president, William Todd Hunter Hall of Ivy, is a man in a business suit who's neither Fortentas nor Harried and he has friends and neighbors like everybody else.

One of them is waiting for him now study at number one faculty role and as he enters the front door his wife Victoria says oh Tardy I'm so glad you're home thank you darling your happiness at my return is most reassuring I dislike it very much if you met me at the door and said oh dear you again back already

I'm not only glad because I'm always glad to see you again but also because we have a visitor oh anyone who is likely to text the presidential patients with some campus caper No, no, this is someone you always enjoy talking to.

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