Glee Club Donation

The halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Pounding this is Ronald Coleman. Bonita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College.

That's a wrong name. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy, USA. Every college president to be successful must have some talent for improvisation. And all good improvising being compounded of memory, inventiveness and facility.

The possession of these qualities makes Dr. William Toddler Hall I have his president, a gifted extemporizer. Just now, as is decorative white Victoria enters the room, he's applying his knack for improvisation to the piano.

Vicki, I didn't see you come in. Possibly I had my eyes closed. Well, you wouldn't have seen me if you had them wide open, darling. I came in behind you and just sat down. I would have known it.

Because with your entrance, the room always lights up a little. Oh. What were you playing? Oh, I haven't the slightest idea, my sweet. My hands were on the keys, but my mind was not. I suppose I play for the same reason that some men wittle, or tight trout flies, or...

or doodle on bladders. And you're not being here to look at. I was just giving my eyes a rest. From what, Tottie? From this book. Here. Studies in graphology. Oh, handwriting. Yes, a new hobby?

No, I was checking various types of handwriting for a specific purpose. You note the bookmark. Whoa! Quite a bookmark, a check for $2,500. You must have joined the bookie of the month club. What horse was it?

It's a dark horse, a horse of another colour, or a horse on me, depending on the viewpoint. And you'll notice that the check is typed out to the Ivy Glee Club. The only handwriting is the signature.