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The beer that's made Milwaukee famous presents the Hall of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman. And Bonita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College as the guests of our sponsors, the Brewers of Schlips beer.

The Taste of Schlips. The taste so many people prefer that made Schlips beer first in sales in the USA. If you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all over the nation.

Ask for Schlitz, the most popular beer in history. Let's serve. To Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. On almost any campus, Saturday morning, his occasion for late rising eager preparations for various forms of violent relaxation, had a sort of escape from academic confinement.

Back at William Todd Hunter Hall, President of Ivy, also appreciates the boundless promise of the day. But even more, he appreciates his beautiful wife, Victoria, to whom he's saying... A fine Victorian hand has been at work this morning, my sweet.

What is it? I have just been in my study. Prepared to straighten out innumerable small confusions, and I find that everything is dreadfully in order. I shall be weak, recovering that chaos, which I always hope gives visitors the proper impression of midnight oil squandered and toil unremitting.

What they're wrong to do is look as though the wires are broken on a bale of waste paper. I know. It must be rather frustrating for a conscientious homebody to have a husband who conducts his official affairs with a happy abandon of a mouse in a waste bath kit.

What does that make me a mouse wife? Yes, just like that. But would you prefer to have a husband with a neat study in a disorderly mind, or one with an orderly mind, and a study which looks as though it was swept out each evening by an ill-tempered man on a bulldozer?