Football Coach

The beer that made Milwaukee famous presents the halls of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman. I'm the music only. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College as the guest of our sponsors, the Brewers of Schlipt beer.

The tastes of slits. The tastes so many people prefer as made Schlipt beer first in sales in the USA. If you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all of the nations.

Ask for slits, the most popular beer in history. And now, the host of the best beer. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy USA. In any well-regulated college, the Department of Science, Medicine, Mathematics, and Philosophy are of top draw importance.

But there are special interests, scaviar, degenerate. The one department which is all things to all students is the campus confectionery, whether it be known as the sugar bowl, the sweet shop, the last straw, or as the other ivy, calorie corn.

It's a place where appetite, wringles, and emotions are exchanged. Or you can discuss the pianistic virtuosities of George Shearing over a hot fudge whip, or you can meet on phosphate worse than death. Or if your doctor was in part of her hall present the vibie, you can drop in with your wife.

As he says to the proprietor, No, Andy. No. No chocolate creams today. Yes, half of the heart makes plenty, Andy. When doctor holds away, I like to hear the crunches of the little lemon gobs around the house.

Yeah, but Mrs. Hall, you always like the chocolate covered cream. Yeah, I do. Well, why do you do that? I'm going to get into my sweet tooth pulled. Mrs. Hall is watching her figure these days, Andy.