Student Council Election

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Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College, as the guests of our sponsors, the Brewers of Schliits beer. The Taste of Schliits. The tastes so many people prefer. As made Schlitz beer first in sales in the USA.

If you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all over the nation. Ask for Schlitz, the most popular beer in history. Now the fall of the island. That's a round. Welcome again to Ivy.

Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy USA. The final semester being well underway, I'm his president, Dr. William Todd Hunter-Hall, can steal a few moments down there to dip into a magazine or scan the newspapers.

With an educator, of course, who should maintain at least a nodding acquaintance with current affairs, this temporal theft is not subject to reproach. It's what might be termed a stainless steel. As he says to his wife, Victoria, former star of the English stage, Ah, the dear old fourth estate.

To think of what mechanical ingenuity, what integrity, and what chickenery go into making up a modern newspaper. And for what? Eventually to line a pantry shell for wrap the garbage. Yeah, I know. Big granted, Gloria Monday to Zuwen's in a big fat one on Sunday.

If you're also with a home section darling, I'll take it. I still have to learn how to make a decent pumpkin pie. Then you'd better avoid the newspaper cooking experts. And consult a female friend who has no editorial obligation to extol the virtues of pecans, marshmallows, whipped cream, and frosted watercress.