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Editorial In The Ivy Bull

The Halls of Ivy · 1951 · 29 min · 4,387 words

The transcript of “Editorial In The Ivy Bull”, an episode of The Halls of Ivy from 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Halls of Ivy plays The Halls of Ivy free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Swift, the bear that's made Milwaukee famous, presents the halls of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. Good evening. This is Ronald Coleman. And Bonita Coleman. Inviting you to join us again on the campus of Ivy College.

The guests of our sponsors, the brewers of Schliitbier. The taste of Schliit. The taste so many people prefer. As made, slipped beer first in sales in the USA. If you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all over the nation.

Ask for Schlips, the most popular beer in history. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy USA. Welcome, Mr. Season Beloved to Port, football coaches, painters,

wholesalers of woman goods, and at least one college president. Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall of Ivy takes a moment from his maupiferous duties to stand at the window of his living room with his wife, Victoria.

I've never been the crease so brilliant here, Tati. Doesn't mean anything. Now darling, what do you mean? Does it mean anything? I suppose it indicates that the arboreal supply of chlorophyll must have diminished with a little more celerative than usual.

Here we go again. Silly question, silly answer. But really, I mean, it doesn't mean anything, like sick of shells on peanuts or long to hair on wheels. Well, you know, tough wings though. My darling, the three choices words in the English language just spoken by you.

I love you. And the three most distasteful, as spoken by me, I don't know. But in this case, I don't. I thought you lived with the Indians once, didn't you learn anything? In the first place my sweet I didn't live with the Indians I merely wanted to.

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