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Finals Season

The Halls of Ivy · 1951 · 28 min · 4,057 words

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Good evening, this is Ronald Coven. Inviting is a joint Mrs. Coven and means of the next half hour, when our sponsors, the brewers of Schliks Beer, present the halls of Ivy. And if you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all over the country.

Ask for Schliks, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Schliks taste so good to so many people that it's the largest selling beer in America. It has to be fine to be first. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College is in the town of Ivy, USA.

With a certain body and a faculty of Ivy College and a gift of final examinations and administrative chores for the academic year completed, Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall is found in idle hour or so to reacquaint himself with a small volume, which is not included but should be in the great books course.

It's called a checkbook. We've seen in five to ten seven, the love of money is the root of all evil, and I wish I had the green financial sum to locate all the roots. Thirty-three and six.

Sorry. And you'll get the job? Thirty-three and six. I'm sure I don't know Vicki at nine and eight seventeen. I'm sorry. It was Oscar Wilde's said, experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

This is a big experience. 22 and 7. Did you see the last copy of it? Oh, excuse me. Am I interrupting? Yes, my sweet you are. But you're not impeding me half as much as my own lack of fiscal competence.

Oh, very respectful. Do you find a mistake? I found something wrong, but I can't find a mistake. If the herpetologist should happen to drop in, please hide me in the basket. I don't even know what a herpetologist is.

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