Finals Day Award

Good evening, this is Ronald Coleman inviting you to join Mrs. Coleman and me for the next half hour. We're now sponsors, the brewers of Schlitz Beer, present the halls of Ivy. If you like good beer, do as millions of people are doing all over the country.

As for Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Schlitz tastes so good to so many people that it's the largest selling beer in America. It has to be fine to be first. And now, the halls of Ivy!

Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. The hounds of spring are yapping merrily at Ivy's President, Dr. William Todd Hunter-Hall. They're happy barking announces that summer, as Chaucer so quickly put it, is coming in.

And that the academic year is the going out. Well, I'm still listening to the idea Dr. Hall sits in the afternoon sun, perusing that handbook of the male species, a sporting goods catalog. Oh, Vicki, it's really amazing.

Todie, I'm so glad to hear you say so. You are fine. Well, I find it refreshing to think that a man of your knowledge and experience can still find things to be amazed at. Shows an open mind.

Well, thank you. I'm not one who believes that an open mind is and equivalent to a hole in the head. Hmm. Prevalent to a hole in the... Is that your own, Bicky? You mean my own head?

No, no, no. Your own observation. Oh, I think so. If I owe it to Earl Wilson or somebody, I apologize. What do you find out? It's so amazing. Well, the items in this catalog. It's incredible.