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The jazz of Schlitz Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin presents the halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. When there's beer on your mind, your best thought is Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

More people like the taste of Schlitz than any other beer. That's why Schlitz is the largest selling beer in America. The Hall of Ivy That's around us here today Welcome again to Ivy Ivy College that is in the town of Ivy USA

The inimitable Dr. Johnson once observed that there must be a time in which every man trifles and the only choice that nature offers us is to trifle in company or alone Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, President of Ivy, has made his choice He prefers to share his trifling, as well as all other things, with his wife, the former

Victoria Cromwell at the London stage. Now Josiah Todd Hunter, Dr. Hall's maternal grandfather, was no trifle in his time, and neither is the moving of his portrait. Wait a minute, Toddy. Grandpa showed us sagging.

He's up his left side a little thing. I know, you have this wire in the way. Don't try and talk his father's nail. Here's the hammer. Go ahead. Go ahead, I'll hold the ladder. Now watch out, darling.

Grandpa's on the floor again. Just like grandfather, always resisting change. He was a reactionary of the most virulent type. Although, anti-dating the automobile, he saw life almost exclusively through a rear-view mirror. I wonder why he looked so grim.

Would you smile if you'd been dropped on your ear? Yeah, but he's always looking that way, Tardy. because he was always falling on his ear. Ever since that time, near the Chica hominins, the 1862, in our war between the states.