D-day

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Welcome once more to Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. It's the exceptionally warm, lazy, hazy Saturday morning, and most of the college staff members who live on faculty roll are using the sun and their free time to excellent advantage.

Professor Quinn Cannon is trimming a hedge. Professor Warren is transporting some flowering quince. Professor, he slept as weeding as long. And Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, I of his president, is upstairs in his bedroom asleep.

Now his English ex-actress wife Victoria, cautiously enters the room. Tardy. Tardy? You awake? No. You answered me. What did I say? You said you weren't awake. You may consider that statement as absolutely correct. I'm not awake.

Then what were you lying there giggling for? I've just been deprived of what might have been the most interesting dream. Oh, well what was your dream? Well it's a personal question I know, but you were smiling so contentily just before you woke up that I was a little suspicious.

Your suspicions are completely justified my dear. As I remember, I was standing on a verdant hillside, basking in the warmth of the sun. When I glanced up and saw the witching, provocative maid with flax and hair, advancing towards me with an arm full of flocks.