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Ladies and gentlemen, the Dolls of Schlich Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, presents The Halls of Ivy, starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. I was curious. I tasted it. Now I know why Schlich is the largest selling beer in America.

No wonder it's the beer that made Milwaukee famous. If you like good beer, you'll find a taste to be curious and learn about slits for yourself. All the Bibles of Ivy. Welcome again to Ivy. Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA.

As most of us know, teachers are intensely concerned with books. Many of them write books, too. Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, the president of the Bible, is one of the... he finished writing a book early this spring, and with modding anxiety, has been waiting to learn of its acceptance or rejection by his publisher.

At the moment, Dr. Hall and his wife, the former Victoria Cromwell, the English Staid, are in the living room of their home. It shortly passed noon. Dr. Hall says, what you suppose is the matter with Carter.

He promised to let me know definitely at the end of the week whether or not he'll publish my book and here it is Friday and no word from it. What no point freaking, Tardy. Friday isn't over yet.

I suppose I should have known better than to rely on the promise of a man who has all his drinking glasses inscribed with a word whoops. Why the devil haven't I heard trying? My heart, Violet, all you say, no news is good news.

But all due respect to your un-violent whose conversation, if what you say is so, must have been exquisitely dreary. Well, all that may be Carter now. Alice, Lancelot. Good. I'll give him a few moments as Alice first. He deserves it.