Toddy Plays Hooky

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Ivy College, that is, in the town of Ivy, USA. A college president, and some of us may not know, leads a life of quiet desperation. You see, the more money the school needs, the harder he works.

The harder he works, the more the school grows. The more it grows, the more it needs. And the more it needs, the harder he works. It doesn't require an IQ of 130 plus to realize that from time to time something got to give.

Something is about to give this morning for Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, the president of Ivy. Entering the living room he confronts Mrs. Hall, the former Victoria Cromwell of the English musical comedy stage, and says, Victoria, it's much too beautiful a day for work. Let's play hooky.

Hooky? What a school day. Of course. I'm very well be played on a day of rest. To play hockey at all, one must have something to play it from. I mean to say those are the ground rules.

Yeah, but would it be cricket? Oh, no, no, it's nothing like cricket. If anything, it resembles dirty Pinocco. But actually it's hockey. That was a lovely idea and beautifully expressed. But you can't. You've got to leave your schedule at 2 o'clock this afternoon with all your department heads.