Chinese Student

Ladies and gentlemen, the Jaws of Schlitz Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin presents the Halls of Ivy starring Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Coleman. I was curious. I tasted it. Now I know why Schlitz is the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

If you like good beer, you'll find it pays to be curious and learn about Schlitz for yourself. Now, the Hall of Ivy! Welcome again to Ivy, the College of Ivy and the Town of Ivy, USA.

Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, like any other college president, are almost any kind of executive. Has to make certain concessions to his superior officers. For instance, he must on occasion have lunch with some of the members of the Board of Governors, when he would far prefer to spend that hour and a half,

playing a game of chess with his wife, Victoria, who was, until her marriage, the toast of the English musical comedy stage. With chess at the halls, it doesn't matter much who wins, but a college president must not permit himself to be checkmated too many times by his board of governors, even at a lunch in a faculty club like this one.

Enjoy your lunch, Doctor? Very much, Mr. Merrimeter, very much. I've also enjoyed the opportunity to discuss these matters with the broad members present And to have the... Oh pardon me Mr. Wellman, but that is my milk you're drinking.

Well, which is? Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. Thoughtless of me. I thought I had ordered milk myself. You did, Clarence, and drank that too. You also ate my strawberry. If you lunch with us often, Dr. Hall, you'll learn to keep an eye on Clarence.