Eager Young Man at the Water Department

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Wild, strolling through the park one day In the merry, merry, merry, mon, boy Never mind the concert, just get on with the shades Okay, Commissioner Mmm, mmm, ah Study now, I'm going around your second chin Ha ha ha Very funny Hey, are you?

Move as a newborn babe Ehhh Hey, Commissioner, as long as you're in the chair, how about a haircut? No, thanks, Floyd That's all right No, must ask, Trim? The answer is no, Floyd. In oh, I've got to get down to the office.

I'm late. Late. You never get down there before 10 o'clock. Well, sometimes. Anyway, I'm a little behind in my work. Oh. Mayor after you again? Well, no, not exactly. I just don't want to push him too far.

Ha ha ha ha. Bob, you don't mind my saying so, Commissioner, you got the wrong attitude. What? The mayor's the one that ought to do the worrying. What do you mean? If you asked me, you'd done a pretty good job as Water Commissioner.