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The Great Gildersleeve · September 29, 1948 · 29 min · 4,162 words
The transcript of “Name the Baby Contest”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast September 29, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The craft foods company presents Harold Perry as the great Gilder sleeve. The great Gilder sleeve is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of Parquet Margarant. Millions of women all over America serve Parquet because it tastes so good.
Why Parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much. Do like it, do like it, do get from Parquet. Hold again, hold again, try it someday. You'll like it, you lovers like millions of men.
They're they were with margarine. P-A-R-K-A-Y, Par-K margarine, made by Kraft. See what Summerfield's water commissioner's doing this morning. He strides into the office full of purpose and breakfast, ready to accomplish great things. Good morning, Bessie.
Good morning, Mr. Gia, to please. Nice to see you on the ball, Bessie. On the what? Nice to see you working. Oh, that's why I'm here. Bessie, where's that old water bill that bashful collector of ours couldn't get?
The water commissioner is going to get it today or turn off somebody's water. You are? That bill must be six months old. Should have been brought to my attention long ago, Bessie. Where is it?
been brought to my attention a long ago, Bessie. Where is it? Right on your death, Mr. Gjodasleve. How long's it been there? Six months. Six months. It must be about a half-way down this pile, then. What a neat desk Bessie keeps for me. Can't even see the water cooler over the top. Bessie, this pile has grown overnight. What are all these things? Well,
I came in the mail, Mr. Guillard. Huh? Let's see. Circular from the mother's helper, Baby Laundry. How did I get my name? Hogan Brothers' tiny, tot shop. Baby foods. You get a baby in the house and lie away.
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