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Income Tax Time

The Great Gildersleeve · March 14, 1943 · 29 min · 4,825 words

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Craft presents The Great Gilder's Lees. Yeah. The Craft Cheese Company will also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night, because any tweak at this time, Harold Perry has The Great Gilder's Lees, written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore.

We'll hear from The Great Gilder's Lees in just a moment. But first, if you tax-paying husbands have the special interest in economy that I have this week, Just ask your wife to listen closely. It's wise economy to serve the family foods like parquet marjor and the quality spread for bread that's made by craft for many reasons.

First of all, parquet tastes so deliciously good. It makes the family want to eat more of the plain wholesome foods that give them strength and energy. When spread on bread or toast or rolls, the delicate parquet flavor is really special.

When used as a seasoning by itself or in tasty cream sauces, parquet ads reels zest to the eating of everyday vegetables. It's a wonderful flavor shortening for baking too and for pan frying. Just try it, I know you'll like it.

Yes, parquet margarine is a favorite in millions of homes for all these reasons and because it's a highly nutritious food in itself. In fact, it's one of the best energy foods you can serve. And every pound contains 9,000 units of vitamin A.

So ask your dealer for economical parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet margarine made by crap. Now let's join our friend, the great Gilder Sleeve. With the eyes of March almost upon him, he's barricaded himself and he's dead, where we find him now, alone with his conscience and his income tax return.

Heh, there. Wait a minute, what's this? Computation of alternative tax. Use only if you had an excess of net long term capital gain over net short term capital loss. An item 23 page one exceeds $18,000.

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