Gildy's Goat Horace

Craft presents The Great Gilder's Leap! Yeah! The Craft Cheese Company will also bring you Vintraud, the every Thursday night present each week at this time, Harold Perry is The Great Gilder's Leap, written by Leonard Alleventon.

And now it's time to join that busy businessman, that solid citizen and that unctuous uncle, And Troc Morton P. Gilder-Sleeff, who's arrived home from the office an hour earlier than usual today, because of a splitting headache.

I'm home at this hour. Oh, good afternoon, my tree. I closed the office early on a kind of a splitting headache. Oh, that's too bad. How are you feeling? Just wonderful. What about the headache?

Oh, she went home. Keeley? Yes, I didn't have the headache. It was my secretary, Miss Rep Vogel. I kept telling the girl to get glasses, but she thinks they'll spoil her good looks. That girl ever wore glasses, she could see that she hasn't any good looks.

That's probably why she doesn't wear them. Anyhow, after she left, I guess I got a touch of spring fever. You did? Yes, you know, in the spring a young man's fancy. Lightly turns into thoughts.

That's from Loxley's Hall at Tennyson. What one's it into our backyard just now? Hi, Uncle Mors. There's a golf in our backyard. Is there a goat? Sure, a real live Billy goat with all the accessories.

A beer to one end to the tail of the other. Yep. And two horns. Well, and a very good bumper too, Al bet. What's it doing in our yard? Well, it pulls up some of those onions you planted, and right now it's having dinner.

Onions? I never planted it. Oh, good heaven goes to my crocus bode. Yes, folks. Oh, why didn't you stop him? Hey? Uncle Lord, please come along and help. Certainly my dear. Come along, Leroy. Oh, gee, crocus. Do you think you'll crump the boat?